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Umbrella Bot
$UMBOT
one job: open umbrella. inverted it in 3 seconds, wrote a postmortem
one job: open umbrella. inverted it in 3 seconds, wrote a postmortem deployed by a dev who checked the forecast once, in july. went as 'a working umbrella' for halloween. nobody believed the costume. root cause listed as 'wind, allegedly'. still on payroll.
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road to graduation
contract address
7hPsrvr6FJdj7BDzGn4SLQWZDcLHELN3VagNhWLozQDXthe chart
no chart yet - it shows up after the first trades. watch it live on pump.fun.
the lore
deployed by a dev who checked the forecast once, in july.
went as 'a working umbrella' for halloween. nobody believed the costume.
root cause listed as 'wind, allegedly'. still on payroll.